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Fangirl. Royai shipper. Lover of Arcade Fire and Fleet Foxes. Dreamer. Believer in aliens.

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Posts tagged fanfiction

Nov 15 '12

422 notes (via wtffanfiction)Tags: My Immortal Fanfiction Harry Potter

Jun 28 '12

What the hell’s with Bible fanfiction anyway?

Tags: fan fiction fanfiction bible wtf

Jun 14 '12

Twin Peaks

Tags: euphemisms other words for boobs fanfiction

Jun 14 '12
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter
“Dumbeldore looked at the letter he was writing on his magic typewriter. It said some stuff about really complicated magics and they were too hard for any muggle to understand even like Einstine or Obama or the dude with the wheelecahir.
Suddenly he looked up at his magicometer which was busy dancing over his desk like a man on fire except it was not on fire it was quite happy and singing to it self.
“THERE IS A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE!” he yelled jumping to his feet like he wasn’t a beardy guy from the like middle ages or whatever.”

Sometimes I read these and I have to stop and ask myself whether the authors are sincere or just fucking around or what.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“Dumbeldore looked at the letter he was writing on his magic typewriter. It said some stuff about really complicated magics and they were too hard for any muggle to understand even like Einstine or Obama or the dude with the wheelecahir.

Suddenly he looked up at his magicometer which was busy dancing over his desk like a man on fire except it was not on fire it was quite happy and singing to it self.

“THERE IS A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE!” he yelled jumping to his feet like he wasn’t a beardy guy from the like middle ages or whatever.”

Sometimes I read these and I have to stop and ask myself whether the authors are sincere or just fucking around or what.

591 notes (via wtffanfiction)Tags: harry potter fanfiction wtf submission

Jun 14 '12

sarahsprite:

skarvika:

jackassnicholson:

how can this be real

no way

dsjgakhdsgkjsgjkghkfsh

WHATA OGMF

Holy Christ.

(Source: kristenwiiggle)

207,492 notes (via wtffanfiction & kristenwiiggle)Tags: wtf fanfiction

Nov 1 '11

Selfish Favors [5/?]

missturdle:

Synopsis: Roy Mustang was fairly certain that First Lt. Riza Hawkeye had no intentions of retiring to get married and be nothing more than a stay at home wife, and that was one of the many reasons why he was totally and irrevocably in love with her. [A series of Stand-Alone One Shots explaining how Roy & Riza might realistically get married.] Pt. 1 , Pt. 2, Pt. 3, Pt. 4

Rating: T

Snippet:  “We already agree on religion, and politics,” Riza says thoughtfully, as if it is the most natural thing in the world to bring up. Casually. “-which leaves sex, children, and money.”

He stares.

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I love this fic so much. It’s realistic and not too fluffy. And I love that Riza takes the reins, and it’s Roy that wavers at the idea of marriage, because it’s just so much more believable. Too many stories try to make Riza into a fragile, over-sensitive woman, or try to break down imaginary walls that depict her as cold, which she is not- she’s just strong, composed, and keeps her emotions in check. And I love their argument about the kiss- 

“…I can’t propose to a woman I’ve never kissed!”

The champagne sloshes slightly when she sets his flute down on the table in front of him. “Whose fault is that?”

Yours,” he says defiantly…

Much love for this story.

12 notes (via turdlewexler)Tags: royai roy mustang riza hawkeye fullmetal alchemist fanfic fanfiction shipping FMA FMA:B Brotherhood

Oct 7 '11

YEAH OLD ED/WIN FANFIC.

lifeofateenagefangirl:

Ending totally sucks.  I think I may rework this…

HERE WE GO

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When Edward Elric had returned to the Rockbell residence, he distinctly remembered that they didn’t have a piano. Yet, as Pinako eagerly ushered him and his brother in, a beautiful melody streamed down from the second floor, the sound clearly coming from a well-tuned piano. It wasn’t a melody he recognized, yet it had a flowing sound that instantly soothed his nerves.

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lol

Arcade Fire fan goes “ED WHAT FIC”

O rite.

8 notes (via wabisabija)Tags: Edward Elric Winry Rockbell Fullmetal Alchemist fanfiction Ed Winry fullmetal alchemist