wtffanfiction:

Bible/Historical: Jesus/Hitler

“He leaned over and started Frenching with the Lord. At the same time he reached down and started tugging on his already turgid member.

(Christ slept in the buff.)”

wtffanfiction is desensitizing me to things I can expect from the human race.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Tetris

“I was going to deflower her, that beautiful |- block I had longed for for so long. She looked a bit confused, having never done anything like this before, so I helped by undressing her. Staring at her colorless, naked pixels, I discovered what true beauty was. No wonder the ancient Greeks loved gazing at the 8-bit Venus in the nude! I unbuttoned the blue pixel I had on my lower half and instructed her on the ways of foreplay. As her top pixel met my bottom pixel, I let out an ecstatic sigh. Such pleasure I had never experienced in my life. I didn’t want the experience to be one-sided, so I let her stop and I touched her bottom pixel for a bit”